Total Medals Earned: 294 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,910 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/28 (25/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
???
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Put the collage back together.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/145 points)
Lose a game
Win a game
Get on fire (make 3 shots in a row)
Perform a normal dunk
Perform a SUPER dunk
Tie a game
Beat the game (win on all courts)
Unlock all players
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Check out any of the external links
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
get a combo of 25
get a combo of 50
get a combo of 100
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Collect an apple
Score over 25
Score over 100
SCORE OVER 1K
Medals Earned: 7/21 (35/370 points)
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.